Muslims Blow A Gasket - Then I Do

I have fucking had it with religions and those who practice them. From Harold Albrecht contending that condoms cause AIDS, to Pat Robertson blaming fags for every natural disaster, to a million fucktards in the Middle East shitting their drawers over some cartoons. Not one of them is fit to speak for a mythical deity, let alone masses of sheep masquerading as christians/jews/muslims/hindus, etc. All this Islamic carping about "You can't depict the face of the prophet, no way nu-unh." Bullshit. Islam is full of sanctimonious blowhards just like every other religion. But at least the fucking Mormons aren't firing AK47s in the street. And when was the last time a Jehovah's Witness (110,000 to be saved my ass) bombed the home of a non-believer? Santimonious bullshit. Jihad over cartoons? How about a round of ijtihad for your backward brains? This is like people rioting over mean cartoons about Apollo, or Ra, or the easter bunny, or some other mythical creature like Santa Claus (sorry you had to find out this way T_Swift). On that note, check out St. Nicholas some time. Way more mojo than Jesus, or Mahomet...Muhammad...Mohammed...whatever.

Too many of you are wasting time looking to the skies at some mythical cloud being hoping for salvation. Hey, if you were the creator of EVERY molecule in the infinite universe, would you care about your sorry ass? Not bloody likely.

Face up to the fact that religion is a crock. Always has been, always will. People who really believe in magic are emotional retards. Copperfield did not make the jumbo jet disappear and you are not going to heaven/valhalla/the great hunting ground or Wawa when you die. And I like to curse when I rant. Saves being cogent.

So here are the offending cartoons. Deal.

David Hasselhoff Is A Music God

From 2002, see the beauty that is David Hasselhoff "Hooked on a feeling".

Greatest. Video. Ever.

ESPN.com - TENNIS/AUS06 - Henin-Hardenne tarnished game, reputation

ESPN.com - TENNIS/AUS06 - Henin-Hardenne tarnished game, reputation

Was Henin-Hardenne tough enough?

Yet another lame women's grand slam final. Henin Hardenne made Mary Pierce look like a true warrior in comparison when she quit, losing by a lot, to JD's protected subject, Amelie Mauresmo. Actually this may not be totally true since in the Pierce's Grand Slam finals she is rarely on the court more than 20 minutes so if Henin-Hardenne had played as bad as Pierce she may not have had to "retire".

In any event, the ethics debates are raging. Perpetual tour losers like Mary Carillo and Brad Gilbert argued that the Belgian should have gone through the motions to let Mauresmo have a proper victory celebration. Other commentators suggested that the Belgian should have taken some pepto-bismol to get through the hour and lose with some dignity.

I think that all of these views focus too much on the physical. Perhaps the strain of being the first to lose an important match to a flaky player like Mauresmo was just too much. Just like pitchers in baseball who pitch around the bonds' and maguires' and sosas' to avoid becoming the answer to a trivial pursuit question "Who gave up the record setting home run?" I think when Henin-Hardenne saw that Mauresmo was not falling apart in the second set to suggest that the script of losing the middle stanza 6-0, she decided that she was really feeling sick since she did not want to be the first to lose to Mauresmo in a major.