Oh that whacky Gerry Nicholls. He has another comedy piece in today's London Free Press.
Let me break down the comedy for you so you can get on to the belly laughs. Leftys, commies, you know the type, are hypocrites! They hate everything Canadian and American, unless Hollywood tells them to like it! They hate common sense and plain talk, 'cause they are crazy socialists! Silly commies. But wait, here is the best part; it is all written in a Ten Commandments style list - because leftys hate God! This will really burn their bums! Sweet Baby Jeebus but that Gerry is a beacon of hope and reason in a mad, mad, mad, mad world. And don't forget to check out Gerry's movie tip for today. He is always hip to the best flix playing down at the Roxy.
At least the Freeps didn't let a convicted stalker and serial liar write on their editorial page. That would be nutty. How nutty? This nutty!
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