Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Your Morning Wake-Up

How do you get going in the morning? Here was my recipe today. Start with strong, hot coffee. Next, turn up the A/C in your car until your eyes dry-out and bleed. Do this while drinking the coffee. Hopefully you are alone in your car, and have a reasonable stereo, because you are going to play Get It On by The Power Station loud enough make your colon vibrate. And don't worry about hearing loss, you are already fucked from that Walkman you bought back in Grade 9. And turn up the base so as to really feel Tony Thompson's drumming.

Now, you are ready for your day. You will be deaf, frozen and cranky, but at least you feel something dammit!

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