Universities Are Hotbeds of Heresy!

Let's step into Bizarro-blogging for a moment and reinterpret the data from the graph below. It is obvious that science~! in the university setting is warping the malleable minds of impressionable students with its relativistic teachings. Damn their eyes! How can you see this any other way? Higher learning is a roadblock to a Fundamental belief in the Bible.

God Evades Blame Again

Think of it as a Christian hyprocrite version of Where's Waldo. Can you find the logic brain-fart in the following bit from the London Free Press?

London Free Press - National News - U.S. sextuplets' mom recalls stress: "Otten said she took fertility drugs for each of her three pregnancies because she couldn't conceive naturally.

Doctors advised her to consider so-called selective reduction -- aborting some of the fetuses -- to improve the chances of the others surviving. 'I told them don't ever say that again,' Otten said.

'I said I just don't want to hear it. I mean, if this is what God put in my hands, this is what I have to do. And if He believes I shouldn't have all these kids, then He can take them and they can die in His hands and whatever else. I'm not going to decide.'"

I guess blaming God for making her barren and forcing her to use science~! to conceive never crossed her mind.