Money In The Bank!

I figure it this way...crazy Janice has a daughter who is now 13. You still have time to get back to university and get a psych degree in order to milk this poor child's trauma for years to come.

On a side note: Mom, thanks for being there for me and not being a fucked up coke-head. Turns out it matters.

"Sweep the Leg"

"Sweep the Leg"

Sweep the leg Johnny.

What Sensei?

Sweep. The. Leg. Do you have problem with that?

No Sensei.

Cobra Kai forever!

Scientific Consensus? Hogwash!

Kudos to Biebs over at the Conservative Minded blog. B-dog highlights a speech by Michael Crichton wherein C-dog correctly points out that "There is no such thing as consensus science. If it's consensus, it isn't science. If it's science, it isn't consensus. Period."

Further from Biebs :

One thing I hear over and over again that irks me to no end is the word "consensus" relating to global warming science. YOU CAN NOT HAVE CONSENSUS IN SCIENCE!!! Science is not open to votes and science is not based on majority rules. Science is based on facts.

True and true. Science is based on facts. The word "consensus" is like the word "theory"; misused and misappropriated by the looney-left and their climate-change religion. Reality based community by Christian-back-end!

I welcome your comments, but respond in a manner appropriate for a fact-based blog or risk my wrath!

C-Diddy, US World Champion featured in the award-winning documentary Air Guitar Nation

Now is the time to look upon greatness. To gaze at something awesome. And to be changed forever!

C-Diddy, Air Guitar Champion!

C-Diddy rawks 'cause he has the cred and the chops. Not like this pöseur. Man, what a sell-out.

The Grand Canyon - Finally Useful

Thank christ that someone finally built a plank over the edge of the Grand Canyon. I mean, have you seen this overblown ditch? What a load of crap. Only now, with a glass-bottomed plank, can it be considered a true tourist destination. Look out Capilano Suspension Bridge, the Skywalk is going to make you its subservient female whose job is to bring in money for a man with many such women under his sway.

A Guy I Thought Was Dead Hates Tattoos

London Free Press - Bill Brady - What were those tattoo fans thinking?

Next week, Bill laments the passing of the Stork Club, the fact that men don't wear hats anymore, and that crazy rock 'n roll.

I am sorry programs, but this tripe is too banal to mock properly. Please weigh in with the requisite insults. In the meantime I will have to accept that I am nowhere near the LFP's demographic and move on.