Today's writing travesty comes from no less an august body than the
Sympatico/MSN disaster of a web page. Here is the headlne:
George Clooney tried to help out some honeymooners in Las Vegas - but allegedly almost ended up accidentally killing them.Just let that roll around in your head for a bit. Oooh, feels bad, doesn't it.
To save you time, here is the story. Clooney paid for a couple's helicopter ride over the Grand Canyon. There were strong winds and the trip was aborted. So this means that Clooney allegedly, almost, maybe, sorta, tried to have them killed. By accident. So it's a non-story, made delicious by the painful headline.
Hey,
Bang Media (the source of the story) is hiring. Turns out proficiency in English is not a requirement. Or web coding.