Divine Advice? You Sir, Are No Divine.

Oh that whacky Gerry Nicholls. He has another comedy piece in today's London Free Press.

Let me break down the comedy for you so you can get on to the belly laughs. Leftys, commies, you know the type, are hypocrites! They hate everything Canadian and American, unless Hollywood tells them to like it! They hate common sense and plain talk, 'cause they are crazy socialists! Silly commies. But wait, here is the best part; it is all written in a Ten Commandments style list - because leftys hate God! This will really burn their bums! Sweet Baby Jeebus but that Gerry is a beacon of hope and reason in a mad, mad, mad, mad world. And don't forget to check out Gerry's movie tip for today. He is always hip to the best flix playing down at the Roxy.

At least the Freeps didn't let a convicted stalker and serial liar write on their editorial page. That would be nutty. How nutty? This nutty!

Somebody Call Sherlock Hemlock!

This news from gamingnexus.com:

It looks like EVE Online has another little scandal on their hands. Although this one doesn't involve hacking accounts or leveraging insider information from one of the game's devs but rather good old social engineering. A user by the name of Flatliner managed to work himself into one of the biggest guilds in the game and then make off with a large fleet of starships from the guilds hangers. It doesn't look like he's done much with the stuff yet but you have to imagine that the in-game bounty on his characters head is quite large which should make his life difficult for him if he ever logs back on.

I think it would have to be somebody new to the game who is trying to level-up quickly, has a love-hate relationship with online RPGs, and is known to operate under various pseudonyms in order to take the piss out of authority figures. At least, that is my theory. Now, more water-skiing squirrels!

Iceland Freed From Fright-Wigged Tyranny

Dateline, Reykjavik : A clown army descended on the fair city of Reykjavik, threatening to close its streets to commerce and the free passage of its world-renowned models. Thankfully, the local constabulary was there to prevent any disruption by the menacing mirth makers and their mob of mimes. Justice was dispatched, and the city was allowed to return to normal, free of the good-natured tyranny of these clown princes of crime! Now over to Jim for a look a the lighter side of sports. Did I hear that right Jim? A water-skiing squirrel?

I'M Shocked, Shocked I Say

This morning on Sounds Like Canada, Kevin Sylverster interviewed Mary-Ann Kirby, who grew up in a Hutterite Colony. As she grew older, she learned to hide her heritage as some people thought badly of her for being a Hutterite.

I am shocked to hear that anyone thinks about Hutterites.

Ron Offers Advice On Women

Courtesy of Ron Weasley, we have this gem on how to woo witches :

"You'd be surprised, it's not all about wand work".

J.K. Rowling, author, millionaire, sex therapist.





Jesus Christ kid, don't point that thing at me until after dinner. You are buying me dinner first?

Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall

There is something strangely familiar about this strip, but I can't put my finger on it. Oh well, forget it. Let's talk about Tammy Faye instead.