Correction : Spaceman Gary Bell Is Not A Moron

Update: Gary Bell fans, go here first.


I'm sorry. I categorized the carny who goes by the name Gary Bell, as a moron. Mea culpa. The true developmentally delayed are his listeners. And praise Jeebus, they have found us. From my most recent post on this huckster comes this, well-informed diatribe:

"Hey Jim Dandy, FUCK OFF you moronic piece of American shit. Because the Spaceman is on the radio and the only thing that you can do in your life is blog, you decide to attack the ones with your twisted piece of irrelevant dribble hoping that someone will read it and care about it. Gary Bell we care about, YOU, well the opening comments attest to themselves. Where is your radio show?"

Funny thing...this Darwin Award nominee is commenting on a post wherein I accused Gary Bell of having listeners dumber than frozen spit. To them, I say thank you. Your bile informs me, and gives wings to my hate.

Bonus fucktard:

I know I am flogging a dead horse here, but from my original post about how daft you have to be to believe the shit flung by Gary Bell, comes this innovative comment:

"Too bad China is supporting you pieces of shit. I mean if you don't think that, then we all know how stupid you are when we compare you to the rest of the world. Military might and moronic imbeciles that spawn from American soil will destroy the world, not GWarming, dumbo!!!"

Thank you Julio, you are the way, the truth, and the light.

Remember when you were a little kid, and you would turn over rocks and sticks to see what kind of bugs would go scurrying into the grass? Yeah, just like that.

Sheep Forced To Look Up

From the Globe and Mail :

"Research In Motion Ltd.'s [RIM-T]ubiquitous BlackBerry experienced a "critical severity outage" on Monday afternoon that left users stranded without wireless e-mail access, its maker said.

RIM notified its clients of the outage in an e-mail. Company officials were not available for comment.

"This is an emergency notification regarding the current BlackBerry infrastructure outage," RIM support account manager Bryan Simpson said in the e-mail, which was sent to the company's large clients. The message said the outage affected business clients and "users of the Americas network.""

All I have to say is: hahahahahaha.

"The hungry Sheep look up, and are not fed,".

US Considers Polar Bears for "Threatened List"

The U.S. threatened list may grow shortly. Currently with Iran at the top of the list, the U.S. is considering expanding its muscle towards the north pole by adding polar bears to its "threatened list". It is unclear if Connie Rice has travelled north to personally let the Bears know of their dubious status with the world's greatest power and it is not clear of the bears have access to media announcements. It is also unclear if the bears possess WMD's or even if they are working on obtaining them at this point. It is also not clear whether the local non-bear residents want the U.S. to come north to impose democracy on the polar bear who for years have terrorized locals and other species.

I suppose that it is comforting to see that the U.S. is maintaining its policemen role and it is not just doing so where oil has been found, they are also willing to take on the role where oil could be found.