I Don't Feel The Love

Nice. I make a long, rambling, disjointed post about aliens controlling the Alberta tar sands project and all I get is bupkis! Bupkis I say. I couldn't even get a rise out of honshui for goodness sake. Well, fine then. You want weighty commentary? You want ribald tales of glorious nights spent in Berlin? You want incisive views of the modern condition? Hard cheese. You get what you pay for on this blog. And you get what you deserve. Bad music and poptopia.

Enjoy!

Through the Eye of the Heart

Tim, from the Peace, Order and Good Government blog, wrote a fine little post on "the coming brouhaha about the tar sands". It is full of the usual cheerful tropes about "the ecological disaster that is the Athabasca tar sands development", and the quaint notion that "Canada has become the world’s dirty energy superpower." But in each pile of poo, a golden niblet of truth may its way out of the alimentary canal. Tim notes that:

"there has been little debate on the merits of the project. Albertans of course will loudly reject an attempt by anyone outside their province to limit oilsands development, but four decades of blissful ignorance on the part of their provincial government shows that they will never hold the mines to any environmental standards. Even though an Alberta election is going on, environmental damage from tar sands development isn't even considered an issue. In fact, the people of Fort McMurray expect their just rewards as the engine of Alberta's economy. Upholding existing environmental standards isn't on their radar, let alone any thought of scaling back development."

Those of you with half a functioning brain cell will most certainly recognize this project for what it truly is:

An apparent Manipulative Extraterrestrial Virtual Reality illusion!

Yes, the Canadian National Newspaper has the story all other blogs and liberal-controlled media outlets are afraid to write; that "humanity in general, is being manipulated by an apparent self-serving alien consciousness." How can a story this big, this awesome, be ignored by our corporate (and therefore leftist and fascist) overlords? Simple.



I think that graph speaks for itself. Or for the aliens. Or the matrix. Alright, I am a little bit confused by the conflation of aliens, economics, environmentalists and Love Canal. But look at the fucking colours! And the lines go up. That is bad. Or good. If you make widgets. I am getting off track here.

What is important is that Gnostic writings, translated, researched and documented by John Lash Lamb, the man who taught us that the Archons were real and out to cause aberrant behaviour, are a conduit to real reality, and should be ignored at our peril.



Yeah, effing Landru. The Archons are here to make Albertans happy about having money at the expense of long-term health.

"I don't live in Alberta" you bleat with quivering lips (is that possible?). You drink wheat grass and keep your dioxin intake to a minimum, so, why should you worry?

Well, as Peter Tremblay would ask:

"Have you ever seen people competing against each other playing a video game seemingly obsessed about seeing who could accumulate the most points, by playing through various computer generated scenarios, including vanquishing fantasy enemies, that display simulations of violent acts?

Gnostic insight suggests that the aliens that they discovered as manipulative consciousness have induced a video game like simulation into the human mind, where the human players through a form of hypnotic induction, begin to confuse the simulated conventions of a mesmerizing sophisticated video game, with what is real or vital to quality of human survival."

Want proof? Bow to the power of the graph.




Look, forget all the science I have presented, all the irrefutable facts, all the way cool graphs, and focus on this paragraph:

"The attempt by religious, political, military, and economic-industrial elites to repress knowledge of sentient alien intelligences, which include Extraterrestrials and UFO phenomena, is an attempt by these elites to repress the ability of humanity to critically become aware of how the entire Global Economy has become an alien virtual reality ruse. The indices of prosperity associated the Alberta Tar Sands project, which include a rising Gross Domestic Product (GDP), and rising purchasing power for primary beneficiaries of this Project, and other such schemes, are the creation of simulated computer generated algorithms and scenarios."

There is nothing more to say other than Q.E.D.

Q.E.D.

Next Time You Have a Party, Invite an Economist

Cause them dudes is funny! Case in point, this post from economist Steve Simmons. Look, rats! And Paul Martin was there, in 2003! Get it? Rats? Hahaha!

There is only one funny economist.

Well, there are two or three, but I am embargoed from telling you who they are.

h/t to the Canadian Cynic.