Airing My Dirty Laundry

You've had the conversation with your wife, partner, POSSLQ:

You: "Haha, you should check out this hilarious website -- Hot chcks with douchebags!"

Her/Him: "Did you just say "douchebag? In front of the children/dog/fish/my mother?"

You: "Um, yeah, but it's really funny. They post pictures of these hot girls..."

Her/Him: "You are looking at porn at the breakfast table/on the toilet/during the ultrasound?"

You: "No! Holy crap, calm down. This is a funny blog about douchebags who ta..."

Her/Him: "Are you going to keep using that word at the table/Bris/court hearing into your malfeasance? What is wrong with you? And why do you think I would like this filth?"


So all you can do is blog about it. Hot Chicks with Douchebags. Funny.

This kind of funny:

Making Nice.

Frustrated by the lack of academic rigour shown in a joke post about words and pictures, 'shui justifiably takes me to task about an arbitrage graph:

"It may be the most useless diagram that I have ever seen."

So to get honshui back on track and off the hate train, I submit this for his Huge Brain of Graphical Rigour and Verisimilitude:




If that doesn't work, then how about an equation?


This must mean something to someone. All I hear are buzzes and clicks.

Amazing Spider-Man #569 - What?

Did I miss something? Or is Slott being cute? He does remember the Mephisto plot line of One More Day, right?

Living Dead Joke

I showed this Venn diagram to a catholic friend of mine and it was met with stony silence.





I guess some people don't find zombies as funny as I do.


Venn graphic created by Jessica Hagy.

Sweet Dreams

In my laudanum-tortured dreams, all tennis is played this way. And this is absolutely how Honshui and I play.


Tony Roche and Rod Laver--1969 Australian Open.

Pointless Time Wasting

When you got to Photobucket.com and search the word "penultimate", here is what you get:



image by Lady_Dark_13


Here is the result for "feculent"



Unfortunately, I searched for "absorbent", which resulted in this tame picture:




Which had this very unfortunate description: "Little cotton crotch, dainty panty, absorbent and sweet. Worn for several days straight- lace ripped perfectly to open in the front only and has stayed that way- a perfect circle- for your cum-fort.. and mine :) 30"

I think the addition of the "30" really adds a touch of class.



Hoping to get the ship back on course I searched the first dull word that came to mind..."arbitrage".



Leave it to those filthy economists to make everything about sex.

If It Walks Like A Duck, And Talks Like A Duck...

...It is probably a conspiracy brought on by the Illuminati and their ancient Egyptian mystery religion (otherwise known as the Gary Bell Gambit).


I could tell you about the great speech made by Michelle Obama at the DNC last night. I could talk about hope, change, clever words crafted to counter talking points; all kinds of interesting stuff. But let's put it through the Spaceman filter first.


I am going to show you this picture from last night.





And in true Spaceman style, we are going to focus on the mundane, and make it monstrous. Look at Michelle's dress...do you see it? Here it is:


Holy crap, it is the sun! Horus, Ra, anti-christ, mystery religion, blurgle blurgle moon hoax! It is just like the on on Janet Jackson's malfunctioning costume! Michelle's brother is 6 feet 6 inches tall! Quadruple 3s! Her speech ran 22 minutes, double 11! Her dad died in 1991--Gulf War, John Heinz dies suspiciously,solar eclipse!Gak! Princess Di was pregnant and Michael Phelps was genetically engineered in utero! Don't you people see what is being done to you? Chemtrails, one world government, horgle porgle klumph!



Well, that was much easier than thinking.