Simple, Unbridled Stupidity

Fuckingest Fucktards on the internet

Last year during Earth Hour, Toronto saw an 8.5% drop in electricity consumption. That is enough power to run 150,000 households for a year. But, according the usual fuckwits on the G&M comment board, it's all a scam. AGW is a scam, David Suzuki wants to fuck your dog, and bright lights keep away vampires and ninjas.

Why do conservatives hate conserving?

Moon station on scanners Major. Shall we make contact?

According to Variety, Tom Hanks is trying to develop going to star in a Major Matt Mason movie. To which I say, "Yippee!" I was a huge fan of the Major back in the early 70s. We had all the toys: the crawler, the sled, the station, the talking command center, and the spinning programmable thingy. Why I ever let them go is a mystery. Stupid kid.



As for the movie, just one question; who is going to play the Jovian with the translucent head...

Calisto!

If it goes well, maybe Tom can do a Billy Blastoff pic as well.

Just Don't Piss Into The Wind

Ol' Pastor Fuckwit here says "I'm not gonna pee sitting down!" And then gets all up in his congregation's grill, bitch!



And the preacher on Little House on the Prairie was a pansy.

My gosh but Pastor Anderson is manly. So very, very manly.


Update:

As the Rev pointed out in the comments, Jesus's General has done some much better smackdowns of the soon-to-be-outed pastor.

Deus Ex Galactica

Just a few thoughts on the final episode of Battlestar Galactica...

Playing the coda of the theme from the old show as the ships flew into the sun was cool.

Flying the ships into the sun was a good way to ensure there isn't a sequel.

Watching the new Centurions beat the crap out of the old Cylons was cathartic.

I had a geek giggle over the thought that Moore is telling us that:

...There are those who believe that life here began out there, far across the universe, with tribes of humans who may have been the forefathers of the Egyptians, or the Toltecs, or the Mayans. That they may have been the architects of the great pyramids, or the lost civilizations of Lemuria or Atlantis.

It doesn't seem wise to have the launch button for nuclear weapons so big and easy to hit that a corpse can fire them. Why not just have her launch them as a final act before hitting a big rock? You know, "Frak you!", Boom!

So, goddidit. All of it.

I don't think Raptors degrade. They should bury that thing. And why couldn't Adama just go back to the others?

I hope the Chief packed a sweater.

Kara's an angel? Well that is just stupid. Oh wait, I forgot, goddidit.

I guess I should take a cue from the theme song to Mystery Science Theater 3000:

"If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts,
Repeat to yourself "It's just a show, I should really just relax"