Hundreds Cheer Burning Stick

An old man looking for a place to sit and enjoy his burning stick wandered into St. Thomas yesterday where he was greeted with happy faces, and a thirty-thousand dollar, taxpayer-funded party. At the party, some fat dude in a hat gave a douche in a necklace a plaque commemorating the well funded party. Said fat dude: "The plaque symbolizes the legacy that will endure in communities long after the flame is extinguished."

The old guy continued to look confused while St. Thomas Mayor Cliff Barwick set the bar very, very low saying "I think this is one of the most exciting days for the city of St. Thomas,".

The excitement finished up with a swarm of children stealing the flame and taking it to a bush party 3 clicks north of Jumbo's ass. That and they wanted to keep it away from the fucking natives. Did you know that one or two of them might not have appreciated the burning stick? Do they even have fire at the Oneida of the Thames reserve? Ingrates.

In other news, all the towns visited by the stick yesterday continue to bleed jobs like a hemophiliac with an aspirin addiction. But hey, burning stick.

The "All Fabulous Music Tuesday"

In the comments to the previous post Harebell took me to task for not featuring the talents of Bronski Beat
, Boy George, Frankie Goes to Hollywood or Soft Cell (someone is feeling biiiitchy).

I could. I could post a bunch of videos of fabulous gay bands. But would your life be improved? I say no.

What you need are songs by guys who are total fags. Not gay fags, just total fags. That will make you happy.


Fag




Major fag.



Total fag.




Now wasn't that way more fun than listening to Jimmy Somerville's beautiful falsetto?

Update:

If your senses are offended, click over to Harebell's for a Glam Christmas that should set you right.

I'll Never Be Fabulous

Turns out I am the only person who hasn't heard of Muse and their song Uprising. Liked it, liked it a lot. Maybe because it reminded me of this song which used to be played ear-bleedingly loud on a Pioneer car stereo with an amplifier that cost more than the Lada is was jammed into. Good times.



This one too.



Man, I love me some gay bands.

Bad Covers For Bad Books

What is a girl to do? Cut off from her inheritance, rich bitch in blue is forced to find her way to the new world. But Lord FlopBot loves her anyway. To win her heart he puts on a bandana (Seen above. Even though it looks like he is wearing a pig head on his face it really is a bandana) and kidnaps her. Awesome strategy. Luckily she falls in love with this lying felon, 'cause that's how bitches with scarlet tresses roll yo. Now she must choose between rich dull guy, and the same rich dull guy who takes his larping a bit too seriously. And yes, her eyes flashed as she spun on her heel, her scarlet tresses flying, on the first fucking page.

Spirograph Fun(?)

How fondly I remember wanting a Spirograph. All those amazing shapes, all those fantastic colours...what a let down. All I ever did was make endless circles. Not being creative and having no attention span didn't help either. Needless to say, I hated Lite Brite. And the wood burning kit. Sorry mom and dad.

But hope and creative impulses spring eternal. Now you can have your own, virtual Spirograph without all the hassle of using pens, or actually doing anything. This one is from Spirograph, spirographs, spirography. You can try out some other free online versions or download one for home use over here.











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