In Other News...

400,000 people wonder where they can whiz now that they've finished standing in the cold for 5 hours just to celebrate buying a new calendar.

New York, intellectual and cultural centre of the fucking world. But it's still gotta pee.

In other, other news, tired old fags gathered in Key West to watch a high-heeled shoe drop to the ground. Bitch, Key West was played out back in '78. Move on.

Wow, A Huge Ball of Tin Foil!

Travis Pastrana is to human achievement as Cheez Whiz is to nutrition.

Where's Fugle When You Need Him?

White courtesy phone for Mr. Fugle. Mr. Fugle, white courtesy phone.

They Don't Make'em Like They Use To

And it's a good thing.

The Arab World Accoding to Ernest

Red Tory has posted an interesting video about the (mal)treatment of Arabs in cinema. I know what I think, so why not give it boo and tell me how you feel.

In the meantime, how do you feel about evil Arab Ninjas?

How about now?

Because Johnny Cash Covers Are Always Welcome

Ring of Fire - Hayley Legg



Did I mention that she plays the ukelele too? Sorry, forgot to mention that.