As is usual this time of night and this time of year, I am up late watching the early rounds of the Australian Open. Rather than bore you with predictions, fashion rants (Nadal, I'm looking at you), or anti-Williams diatribes, I am going to focus on something that really matters.
Grown men should not hit a two-handed backhand.
If you can't hit a tiny ball with a near weightless racquet without the aid of a crutch limb, you suck.
Really? Do you use a sippy cup for your vodka?
Here is how it is done.
Raffa? What the hell is with the arms that can't work by themselves? Man up.
It would be like pro baseball players choking-up on the bat, or NHLers playing on half the ice...on bob skates. Grow a pair and hit the goddamn ball with one hand you freaking wimps. You make the rest of us look weak and I for one am tired of defending tennis.
Milk is for babies. when you get older, you drink beer.
Good day, sun shines!
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ReplyDeleteBrett Favre unretires to get back to a point of redemption for the interception he threw on his last play as a packer and he does it again! You choose to write about tennis rather than how much god or whatever cruel higher power does that to a guy like favre! Can there be any crueller fate than repeating your greatest mistake?
Hey genius, you don't throw interceptions in tennis. And I checked out the draw, Brent Faver isn't even in the Australian Open. Do some research buddy.
ReplyDeleteSo where is your brett favree post? I thought you had a man crush on him during the regular season.
ReplyDeleteWhat? I don't even know which team he is on.
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