Great Moments With Wonder Woman

It's fun that this book from 1974 can now be pulled from the box and enjoyed so much more cynically than it was when I was eight.

Evidently Diana's mom is a Real Doll. Nope, sorry, Real Dolls have more facial features. As for the subtext, do I have to?

Here, Wonder Woman's attackers in no way look like sperm, penises, or Rohypnol infused syringes.

Solo work? With those eyes and that mouth, I think we all know...never mind.

How every Beta Zeta Sigma kegger ends.

But it all works out in the end as Wonder Woman buys a whole city of life-size Sea Monkeys.


And in the best "After School Special Fashion", Hippolyta gives us one to grow on. While going pantsless. Strippers really do make the best moms.