Ooohhhh, That's Shenkar. O.K.

Hey, it only took me four seasons of Heroes to figure it out. I'm so lazy.

Dissonance...Brain...Explode!

I hated this, what with the 70s style dancers, the Vegas cocktail dress, and the general cheese.

Until 2 minutes in. Holy Hell, can Shirley Bassey ever bring it.



Maybe it's her age, but I can't decide if I like watching Shirley grope herself. I guess I'm shallow and I still have unresolved whore/madonna/grandma issues. Like you don't.

As a vocal comparison, here is the version she released in back in 1970.

Hello Yourself Sexy Boy

This is what happens when North American pop culture hegemony is allowed to infect the entire world.

At least it's funny.

Indie Music Fun

The Turbo Fruits with "Naked With You"

Things You Would Never Say...

Unless you have children.

Things like :

"Stop hitting the cat with your toast."

"Why is there soup in my shoe?"

"No, no honey, the dog is not a step-stool!"

"Why is there jam on the cat? Oh yeah, that was the toast incident, wasn't it?"

I'm sure you have many fine examples too.

Brit Hume: Fuck Off

Brit Hume says that Tiger Woods must become Christian in order to receive forgiveness from the world for his indiscretions.

Britt, take your god-bothering nonsense elsewhere. How could a Christian like you support war, torture, and the elimination of human rights and still believe that infidelity is a sin so great that it deserves your condemnation?.

Tiger, take your money to the Philippines and enjoy your life. Golf will soon join bowling in "What the fuck was I thinking watching that boring hobby on TV for so long?"

Also. Britt Hume is a god-bothering asshole.