I know it's late; I know you're weary; I know your plans don't include me and my rants. But, still here we are, both of us...well, forget that for now.
As is usual this time of night and this time of year, I am up late watching the early rounds of the Australian Open. Rather than bore you with predictions, fashion rants (Nadal, I'm looking at you), or anti-Williams diatribes, I am going to focus on something that really matters.
Grown men should not hit a two-handed backhand.
If you can't hit a tiny ball with a near weightless racquet without the aid of a crutch limb, you suck.
Really? Do you use a sippy cup for your vodka?
Here is how it is done.
Raffa? What the hell is with the arms that can't work by themselves? Man up.
It would be like pro baseball players choking-up on the bat, or NHLers playing on half the ice...on bob skates. Grow a pair and hit the goddamn ball with one hand you freaking wimps. You make the rest of us look weak and I for one am tired of defending tennis.
Milk is for babies. when you get older, you drink beer.