Plushenko Gets It

Victor Plushenko now hates the judging system that got him to where he is, which results in some truth being spoken to the skating powers.

Plushenko rips judging system after loss: "Now it's not men's figure skating, now it's dancing. That's my point.'"

And dancing isn't sport.

Carly Weeks Doesn't Get It

Evidently this is exactly the same thing as baseball and Spider-man, so shut-up.

Shorter Carly Weeks (an actual paid professional writer--no, really):

The only reason men hate figure skating is because they suck at hockey, are fat, and are closet homophobes/homosexuals afraid of manliness dressed in pink lace and they suck at life. Oh yeah, and figure skating is exactly the same as football and Batman wears spandex so fuck off morons.

Luckily for Carly, there is straw-a-plenty in Vancouver, so she should have no trouble meeting her deadlines throughout the Olympics.

Catholic Church: JimDandy Was Right All Along

Mock me, will you?

I caught wind of this article on the abuse of German children by Catholic priest over on the Pharyngula blog, and all I could think was...I was right!

Here is what the head pedophile had to say about this horrific child abuse:

Meanwhile late on Tuesday one of Germany’s most senior Catholic bishops Walter Mixa told daily Augsburger Allgemeine Zeitung that the sexual revolution was at fault for abuse by priests.

“The so-called sexual revolution, in which some especially progressive moral critics supported the legalisation of sexual contact between adults and children, is certainly not innocent,” he said, adding that the media was also at fault.

The sexual revolution caused child abuse. And the media is to blame as well.

You all laughed at me when I said that same thing. Who's laughing now?

Well, no one really 'cause it's horrific and the church shouldn't be making excuses, but I never get to be right. Nor do I ever agree with the Catholic church. So it's a hollow victory. Pyrrhic even.

I take what I can get.

Jim Carrey - Fucking Retard

Jim Carrey on Twitter: "@oracknows have a smoke. science says it's healthy. ;^) 4:00 PM Feb 13th from web"

Nice one Jim. You are a fine representative of Google U. Go Goobers! By the way, what's the body count up to? Oh really.

Somebody Take Their Lunch Money Already

'Cause if you're wearing pants like these to the Olympics, you must be well acquainted with the insides of school lockers and toilet DQs.

When Worlds of Awesome Collide

William Shatner Sings WWE Superstar Entrance Theme Songs



William Shatner, he makes wrestling great.