Blame it on the sun, the glorious sun, but I enjoyed this. And if you, you I say, dare to hate comic death metal based on Arnold movie quotes, well then I don't think I can go to the prom with you.
Get to the choppa!
Come with me if you want to live.
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
If it bleeds we can kill it.
First one to identify the quotes gets coffee on me.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Preaching to the Rubes
Oakridge Presbyterian Church, sermon on Jesus:
"Didn’t [Jesus] invent the golden rule?"
"[Jesus] is kind of a huge cuddly sort that we’d all love to spend some time with"
If this is how they talk to adults, I suppose they teach eating paste in Sunday school. And no, Jesus didn't invent the golden rule. Like most things christian, it was an old idea repackaged and sold as a new religion. Kind of like Jesus.
"Didn’t [Jesus] invent the golden rule?"
"[Jesus] is kind of a huge cuddly sort that we’d all love to spend some time with"
If this is how they talk to adults, I suppose they teach eating paste in Sunday school. And no, Jesus didn't invent the golden rule. Like most things christian, it was an old idea repackaged and sold as a new religion. Kind of like Jesus.
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