Hey, Hey, Hey, Stop it. Stop it.

Podcasters, stop it. OK? April Fool's jokes don't work in a medium that can be published anytime, and then consumed anytime after April 1st. I'm looking at you Mouseguest Weekly. You are the object lesson of April podcasting fooling failure (much like my invented terminology). Your repeated attempts at hilarity aren't. Hilarious that is. Why? I haven't listened to your March 28th show because it is a 28 minute waste of my time as you lie the entire show. Yes, I said lie. An April Fool's joke is a jab, a jape, a quick flash of tomfoolery. It doesn't require 30 minutes of being lied to. Or, like last year, an entire month. April Fool's comes in fast, and goes away. That you want to make it last weeks and weeks makes you look silly.

Do you want to look silly?

I guess the last 4 1/2 years of bad April Fool's jokes answers that question.

Put it to bed kids.

The Greatest April Fool's Joke. Ever

This is why we should all stop. You can't improve on genius.

Strain Your Brain

This message from Kevin at The Woodshed:

"Also, as of today I no longer work for the ministry of truth Daily Yomiuri, so there you can now look forward to a lot more Japanese news and commentary on Japanese media here. Those fond of word game and puzzles may search out my farewell message buried in this."

You guys are smart, I'm sure you'll work out the mystery phrase in no time at all.

Of This, Hope

Maybe there is hope for the youth after all. The video is poor, but the voices will bring a smile to your geek heart. And stick around for the end when the lights come up.

Really? Again? All Right.

As long as you baby-touching apologists keep presenting this weak excuse in defence of pedophilia, I will point out that your defense is identical to an undergrads drug-addled essay on morality. But hey, if that's the company you want keep, then fine with me. You are defending fucking children after all.

You must remember that German Bishop who said that

"“The so-called sexual revolution, in which some especially progressive moral critics supported the legalisation of sexual contact between adults and children, is certainly not innocent,” he said, adding that the media was also at fault."

I could not believe that someone had stolen my idea about the causes of the pervasive moral perfidy in our society.

Now I am really starting to sense a conspiracy of theft because it's been used again, this time by New York Times columnist Ross Douthat:


In reality, the scandal implicates left and right alike. The permissive sexual culture that prevailed everywhere, seminaries included, during the silly season of the ’70s deserves a share of the blame,

I blame the black-tar hash for my bizarre confabulation.

What's your excuse Ross?

I Believe That Children Are the Future - We Might Be Screwed

After reading the "other voice of London's" glowing review of the recent horse show, it set me to wonder...who are these people? Who are these Coulter fans? More importantly, who are the geniuses behind the Ann Coulter pony show hosted by the University of Western Ontario?

Gaze upon them and be gladdened, for they are the youth, and the light of our future.

Strictly Right:

"Here at Strictly Right we frequently bash the modern education system for a plethora of reasons. They teach promiscuity, homosexuality, anti-Westernism, pro-racism and a variety of other socially detrimental qualities...Parents, home-school your kids, seriously."

And that folks is your young con today. An award-winning writer (hahahah), and graduate of Saunders Secondary. That's Andrew there on the left. Andrew Lawton, staunch defender of common-sense and hater of all things lefty. Andrew, who edits comments on his blog in order to change the point of view of the commenter. Andrew Lawton. Who works for the provincial government. In a union shop. Typical young con.


Geniuses all.

Update: Goddamn Lawton is being all "reasonable" and "civil" in the comments. Thanks for nothing Andrew. Can't you gin up a bit of outrage so that I can get in a "neener, neener"?

Let's cleanse the palate with a happy song by some dirty fucking hippies.

Jim Chapman Is Like A Stream of Bat's Piss

From the mewling Voice of London:

"She [Coulter] is an American satirist from that rich iconoclastic tradition, although many people confuse her with a serious political commentator. Oh, she is serious enough about the issues she cares about, but her method of addressing them owes more to Mark Twain than Thomas Jefferson."

Jim, you do not understand satire. You do not understand Twain. You are an idiot. Sorry, I don't mean to be politically correct, which I know you hate. I meant to say that you are a fucking retard with no understanding of the rich heritage of satire in the English language. Which is funny because "many people confuse her with a serious political commentator" could be satire. But, we all know you didn't get there on purpose [see: blind squirrels, broken clocks, et al.]. Double plus good Jim.

So, all I can hope for (according to Coulter's Terms of Wars) is for you to be converted to Islam, and then killed. But even though you think that is satirical, I think its cruel and uncivil. And wrong.

Oh well, fuck off fag.

Hah! More satire! This satire stuff is great. You can say anything without once engaging any part of your brain. Ann Coulter is a genius.

Regards,

The Other Silent Majority

P.S. By the way Jim, comments are open.