'Cause for some reason, geeks stink. Change your shirt, take a shower, and put on some SULU Pour Homme Cologne:
"SULU Pour Homme is a refined, aquatic fragrance. This masculine scent possesses a blend of citrus and spice that includes carnation, peony, white lily, nutmeg, saffron and coriander combined with heavier lower notes of musk, amber and exotic dark woods. Although top notes immediately hit upon the light citrus, it’s deeper complexity call for evening wear."
They'll be selling it at the San Diego Comic-Con, so definitely buy some stinky boy. If Sulu is perhaps too rakish for you, then maybe you are more of a Shirtless Kirk man.
Shirtless Kirk Cologne for Men
Set Phasers to Stunning!
Sometimes the only thing standing between you and a successful mission is a thin piece of cloth. Whether in battle or love, you know the shirt is simply… optional.
Sure, it’s part of the Required Uniform--made to command respect and a symbol of strength and honor; but it’s your flesh and blood barely contained within that command gold officer’s attire that make you exactly who and what you are.
And you know it.
Shirtless Kirk Cologne
Save the day. Save the night.
At the very least, order some Red Shirt by mail and have it on during next year's Free Comic Book Day. Please.