Saturday, July 31, 2010

I Guess They Can't Spot the Difference

Bah! My neighbourhood and part of Oxford St. has been festooned with these bloody orange signs advertising a roofing company. Every freaking pole has one it. Nailed on it, just out of reach. I guess the rules don't apply to some people; remember the how the Chief of Police got all law and ordery when signs protesting the G20 were glued on poles downtown? He wanted all of us to know that: "Except for several poles in the downtown that have designated wooden boards, it’s illegal to put up posters on public surfaces under London’s sign bylaw."

So, of course, I sent a dickish e-mail. To the roofer I mean.

Dear Sir/Madam,

You have nailed over 20 signs to poles in Oakridge. Specifically on Deer Park Circle, Luxton Drive, and part of Oxford. Not only are these signs an eyesore, they are illegal. You are not allowed to post signs on these poles. Kindly remove them as they are nailed on and will not come off or degrade on their own. Perhaps a flyer would be a better idea in the future, as that form of advertising is not illegal.

David
jimdandy3@canada.com
jimdandy3.blogspot.com



I guess I am being petty, but if the London Police are going to stalk and arrest two young men for protesting the G20, then they can get off their asses and make this guy take down these godawful orange signs that are covering the neighbourhood. He should be easy to catch, his phone number is on the sign; which I have cut off. But if the signs don't come down, then it's going to be name and shame time.



I could blame it on the heat, but it seems I am just cranky. Or a crank. Probably both.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Don't Be a Canadian Idiot

Run, don't walk, to this post at The Vanity Press. There aren't any comics or boobs or bad words, just well constructed commentary.

Which you must have been avoiding by coming here...sorry. I didn't mean to feed you broccoli. It'll be fine, and just this once.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Sarah Jane Smith, Great Companion, or Greatest Companion?

Rose or Martha? Donna or Harry? The debate goes on and on.

But the answer is obvious. Sarah Jane Smith is the best companion. Pictures are worth a thousand hit points in this debate. Well, one picture is all that is really needed to make a critical hit.



Do you really think Rose could rock a yellow slicker and grey sweater this hard?

Monday, July 26, 2010

Stupid People Read the Freeps, And Go to Concerts

Letters: July 26 | Comment | London Free Press: "Celtic Woman snubbed

I was disappointed there wasn't any coverage of the Celtic Woman concert at the John Labatt Centre in The London Free Press. Its program was spectacular as indicated by one letter writer (RBC Theatre world-class, July 22). It had three standing ovations at the end and could have gone on for another 10.

Most of the crowd were seniors and since seniors are avid readers of the paper, many would be disappointed no mention was made of the show. All shows at the JLC oriented to young people are described in detail as was the write-up of Sting in Thursday's edition.

This was a world-class show entitled to your paper's coverage.

Barry Thompson


Dear Dummy,

On July 17, the print version of the shit-rag known as the London Free Press ran this article on Celtic Woman. There were even pictures and stuff. The same article was updated online on the 20th, the day before the so-called "world-class show". Maybe if you hadn't been so busy cleaning up cat vomit, or struggling with the vagaries of seeing an online video of your grand-kids, you might have noticed. The Freeps covered the show before it happened; they featured the artists, and told you it was happening. So what if you didn't get to read a review of a concert you attended. Does this really diminish your enjoyment? Was two hours of fetching babes in diaphanous sleepwear warbling Welsh ditties not enough for you? Was your Monday morning, Cherryhill Mall kaffeeklatsch equally offended by the lack of post-concert coverage?

Of course not. 'Cause you are a dummy.

Songs About Boxing Are Always Good

YouTube - Johnny Wakelin - In Zaire

Multi-Dimensional Tuning Dorks, Er, Forks

Meet Tony Gyenis, who heals by way of tuning forks--in the 5th Dimension!

"Tony Gyenis is the first Certified SomaEnergetics Solfeggio Tuning Fork Practitioner and Teacher in Canada. He works with a plethora of various healing styles to clear your chakras, help heal your soul, and help you start your life's journey as you truly want it... He is also an accomplished Feng Shui Consultant, and teaches Feng Shui help seminars out of the healing centre, to help affect as many people as possible with their journeys. Some of his additional achievements and talents include:
- Feng Shui Consultant and Instructor
- Energetic Clearing
- Specializes in Healing other Healers
- Certified Angel Therapy Practitioner ®
- Distance Healing
- Bach Flower Essence Remedies
- Crystal & Angel Readings
- Psychic & Life Purpose Readings

Tony is livin' the good life, and wants you to as well. Unless you disagree with him. From his Facebook page (which is public)


Ben means well. He can only respond to what he has been taught by others (which is all based on history) rather than what his inner knowledge already knows. It is no coincidence that Science books that are only 2 years old are already out of date. Mainly because it only tracks what it "sees" and can "feel". If it were to be incorporated into what spirit and what the inner knowing is trying to tell us as humans, it would have a more time-less application. The world is changing more rapidly now than ever and science is one of the few parts of our lives that is reactive and doesn't really know what is going on. At best it can only tell us what happened after the fact. The healers and energy workers know what is happening in our world but as science is always looking behind itself demanding proof, references, credibility from other people, trying to drive forward often times it is too late to react...Clarity is the product of an open mind, body and spirit many realms. As long as you only look at the physical elements of your life you will never be free...In energy work we all know that there is more than 5 senses. There is actually over thirty. When we can open our minds to different beliefs than the ones we were taught and allow the higher realms into our lives we can only then tap into the other senses that will truly reveal how special we really are.


I teach Entrepreneurship, Professional Selling and Business Planning courses at Algonquin College. My dream job! I love it!


More than thirty senses? That is one big bucket of comical woo you're stewing in Tony.

Terry Ingram Kicks a Dead Horse

The Reverend Dr. Terry Ingram of the Oakridge Presbyterian Church brought up this tired old debating point last week:

"There are those who conclude there is no God. Human beings muddle around as a simple product of random chance. From my perspective, this raises huge questions. Quite frankly if that’s all life is, there is no particular meaning or moral purpose except to eat, breed and die. What higher purpose might there be? Other people matter only as they impact us; otherwise we owe them nothing and can treat them as we wish. Things like denying ourselves, caring for the poor or lending a compassionate ear are somewhat tentative – in fact, we’d be better to let the weak die. [I’m amused by staunch evolutionists who refuse the logic of social Darwinism!]


Rather than refuting someone who thinks the moon is made of green cheese 'cause sky daddy says so, here is the citation Talk Origins. Do some reading and thinking Mr. Ingram, your followers deserve better.


Claim CA002.1:

Darwinism leads to social Darwinism, the policy that the weak should be allowed to fail and die.

Source:

Morris, Henry M. 1985. Scientific Creationism. Green Forest, AR: Master Books, p. 179.

Response:

  1. This is an example of the naturalistic fallacy -- the argument that how things are implies how they ought to be. But "is" does not imply "ought." Evolution only tells how things are; it does not say how they should be.

  2. The source of social Darwinism was not Darwin but Herbert Spencer and the tradition of Protestant nonconformism going back to Hobbes via Malthus. Spencer's ideas of evolution were Lamarckian. The only real connection between Darwinism and social Darwinism is the name.

  3. Diverse political and religious ideas draw upon evolutionary biology, including ideas advocating greater cooperation.

  4. Evolutionary theory shows us that the long-term survival of a species is strongly linked with its genetic variability. All Social Darwinist programs advocate minimizing genetic variability, thus reducing chances of long-term survival in the event of environmental change. An understanding of evolution should then rebuke any attempt at social Darwinism if the long-term survival of humanity is treated as a goal.

  5. Eugenics and social Darwinian accounts are more often tied to the rise of the science of genetics than to evolutionary theory.

Links:

Wilkins, John, 1997. Evolution and philosophy: Does evolution make might right? http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/evolphil/social.html

Further Reading:

Bannister, R. C., 1979. Social Darwinism: Science and Myth in Anglo-American Social Thought. Philadelphia: Temple University Press.

Bowler, P. J., 1993. Biology and Social Thought, 1850-1914. Berkeley papers in history of science; 15. Berkeley, Calif., Office for History of Science and Technology University of California at Berkeley: 95.

Hofstadter, R., 1944. Social Darwinism in American Thought. Philadelphia: University of Pennsylvania Press.

Kevles, D., 1995. In the Name of Eugenics: Genetics and the Uses of Human Heredity. New York: Knopf.

Ruse, Michael, 2001. Social Darwinism. Chapter 10 in: Can a Darwinian Be a Christian?, Cambridge University Press.

Singer, P., 2000. A Darwinian Left: Politics, Evolution, and Cooperation. New Haven: Yale University Press.

Meet Gareth Neil, He Wants You To Help Him Steal

Scamming like it's 1992! Here is a fax I received at work today. Full points for originality and for the fact that it was a fax.





I certainly hope Donleavy Mackintosh's family gets wind of this. I'd hate for them to miss out on this lucrative opportunity.