Hahahahahaha! I'm an idiot.
"After nearly 13 years of development time, Duke Nukem Forever is finally complete.
The game was on display at the Penny Arcade Expo this weekend in Seattle. Texas-based Gearbox Software confirmed they finished development of the title. Studio president Randy Pitchford said during a presentation the game is in the final polishing stages, and is coming in 2011 for PlayStation 3, Xbox 360 and PC. It will have a single-player campaign and competitive multiplayer.
"We couldn't let the Duke die," Pitchford told the crowd."
I'll let the now irrelevant Duke have the last word in my defence.