What the Hjed?

What in the hell is the Free Press trying to tell us with this sports headline today? Is it an anagram, a cryptogram, a cryptic crossword, a find Waldo game, or is it simply that they can't do digital typesetting.

I'm guessing it's the last one, but maybe someone can let me in on the joke so I can laugh/be in the know too.

Bloody Amazing Fun

Remember, "Macheté don't text".


If bloody dismemberment and hilariously ridiculous stunts don't turn your crank, the film also stars Don Johnson, Jessica Alba, some mook name DeNiro, and Michelle Rodgriquez. But not just any Michelle Rodriguez. This Michelle Rodriguez: