Monte, either you have been in a closet for the last five years, or this is one of your attempts at humour. If, like your tweets, this is you being cheeky and funny, you are doing it wrong.
Monte Sonnenberg, May's Green Party on the fringe for a reason
The Green Party offered itself as an alternative because its members deemed inadequate the response of the mainstream parties. Only one problem: Where is the warming? The weather gods have been cruel to the Green Party during this election. ..
But what do we see after one month into the spring of 2011 and several weeks into this campaign? One of the coldest springs in Canada in recent memory. As a metaphor for the Green Party's woes, you cannot do better than the fact that it snowed Wednesday in Ottawa. The mercury there barely reached the freezing mark...
Amazingly, astonishingly, Monte is going with the "Why is it cold?" canard about climate change. I thought this bit of misinformation had been cleared up and that even barely literate columnists had finally gotten a clue. No, it seems it hasn't. What's next Monte, are you going to tell us how liberals changed global warming to climate change so as to not have to account for, you know, climate change?
Environmentalists committed themselves to increasingly higher temperatures when they sounded the alarm on "global warming" many years ago. Now that the warming model has proved unreliable, they're hedging by referring instead to "climate change."Monte, bubby, do you read? Do you watch television? If so, you would know that Republican spin master Frank Luntz is responsible for promoting climate change and getting the Bush administration to use the term. Sweet monkey balls, you are dumb.
Something to think about the next time someone tells you that "the science on climate change is settled." Quite clearly, it isn't.
No, no, no. No Monte, no. And stop licking the top of the Elmer's White Glue.
Here, watch someone way way smarter than you explain it. Let me know if this is too hard to understand and I'll break out my Casey and Finnegan puppets from the Tickle Trunk and beat you with them. I'm not wasting a puppet show on your bunty brain pan.