Shonen Knife "Top of the World"
Friday can't be all about whining.
Friday, July 15, 2011
No Disco Like Italian Disco
Gary Low - I Want You, from 1983. It's sort of reassuring to know that all music sucked in 1983, not just the stuff I was listening to.
I'm serious, there must have been a worldwide mandate to publish extra-bad music in 1983.
From Australia:
From, well, everywhere:
No feeling of nostalgia at all, just regret that I remember all of the 80's. It's this kind of crap that has pushed the Alpha Geek to immerse himself in Shonen Knife and Puffy Ami Yumi, so deep are the cultural scars.
I can take solace in the truism that those who forget history are bound to wear leggings and neon bracelets again and have really bad feathered-hair. I say, never again.
I'm serious, there must have been a worldwide mandate to publish extra-bad music in 1983.
From Australia:
From, well, everywhere:
No feeling of nostalgia at all, just regret that I remember all of the 80's. It's this kind of crap that has pushed the Alpha Geek to immerse himself in Shonen Knife and Puffy Ami Yumi, so deep are the cultural scars.
I can take solace in the truism that those who forget history are bound to wear leggings and neon bracelets again and have really bad feathered-hair. I say, never again.
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
The Sun Has Fried My Brain But I Was Hoping For Poached
Some thoughts on Port Stanley and it's lovely beach.
Evidently some young folks have taken "Jersey Shore" to be an instructional manual and not a cautionary tale.
What do you know, turns out tattoos will look bad after 20 years of weight gain. Just like we thought 20 years ago.
You should stop drinking so much that you look that way. Side note, value your teeth.
For the love of all things holy, put on a fucking shirt. Be ashamed of that swollen carcass you call a body. Do not embrace it, do not display it; go for a walk and back off the chips until you are suitably out of shape. What you are now is an insult to evolution. What you are is proof that humans can live on plastic and metal shavings for food. Which, I guess, is a testament to evolution. Regardless, robe.
Seriously, enough with the ink. Seriously. Second side note; steroids, not gone, not forgotten. Just popular with douche bags who can't throw a football. Who brings a pointy, leather projectile into a crowded environment when they can't throw it properly? You look like a bunch of idiots lobbing ducks at each other, which you don't catch 'cause it might hurt your baby-soft hands. Sweet christ I hope your fathers are embarrassed by you. I know I'm embarrassed for them. Get a Zim Zam and leave the pigskin at home you useless clods.
Evidently some young folks have taken "Jersey Shore" to be an instructional manual and not a cautionary tale.
What do you know, turns out tattoos will look bad after 20 years of weight gain. Just like we thought 20 years ago.
You should stop drinking so much that you look that way. Side note, value your teeth.
For the love of all things holy, put on a fucking shirt. Be ashamed of that swollen carcass you call a body. Do not embrace it, do not display it; go for a walk and back off the chips until you are suitably out of shape. What you are now is an insult to evolution. What you are is proof that humans can live on plastic and metal shavings for food. Which, I guess, is a testament to evolution. Regardless, robe.
Seriously, enough with the ink. Seriously. Second side note; steroids, not gone, not forgotten. Just popular with douche bags who can't throw a football. Who brings a pointy, leather projectile into a crowded environment when they can't throw it properly? You look like a bunch of idiots lobbing ducks at each other, which you don't catch 'cause it might hurt your baby-soft hands. Sweet christ I hope your fathers are embarrassed by you. I know I'm embarrassed for them. Get a Zim Zam and leave the pigskin at home you useless clods.
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