Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Bathing In Stupid, 'Cause You're Too Smart To

Once again, it's time to bathe in the paranoia and the stupidity that is "The View From Space", starring everyone's favourite researcher of the global conspiracy, Gary "The Spaceman" Bell. You can follow along yourself now with this handy player!



No, I don't think you clicked play. You have a life and self respect.

You know, taking apart and identifying all the nonsense in one of Gary's shows is not easy. It's like trying to point out the logic holes and missing plot points in a story told by an excited 6-year-old. There is so much wrong content, by the time you refute one point, they are already onto the part where the dragon spanked them 'cause Daddy didn't eat the milk that ouch my back is sorenoIdon'twantmilkstoptouchingmelittlebrother and when can I watch some Sponge Bob?

So, we'll focus on the big stuff.

Evidently a lion with crown is the symbol of the tribe of Judah. This lion is found on the crest of the house of Windsor, which proves that they are trying to set up a one world government.

Except...

This lion has been used as a symbol for the very late Emperor Haile Selassie of Ethiopia. And what were his royal titles? Conquering Lion of the Tribe of Judah and King of Kings and Elect of God. In other words, Selaisse was the one setting up a One World Government (cue the chorus of boos), but was cut down by the Italians before his evil plan could come to fruition (chorus of cheers!). But they were bad Italians (more boos!). Then he was assassinated 45 years later (murmur murmur). Whatever, all that matters is that the symbol of the tribe of Judah, that of a lion wearing a crown, is a secretly overt message from the Illuminati to everyone who can read a book, that the person, or thing, with this symbol, is secretly openly part of the conspiracy to take over the world. That is why the symbol, that of a lion wearing a crown, is so rare. When you see it, it stands out like a stream of bat's piss, does it not? You see, the Illuminati love their sacred symbols; sacred this, sacred that, it's all about the sacred with them. The coronated lion? Super sacred.

This Dinar, from 350 CE, totally part of the conspiracy.




MLB, getting your brain ready for the takeover









Take a look at this sacred image. Look closer...


Your eyes tell you true, Natasha Henstridge has a tattoo of a lion wearing a crown on her right gluteal. Henstridge is obviously part of the Hollywood elite, and has two sons, Tristan River Waite and Asher Sky Waite. River and sky, sea and air. Natasha was born in Newfoundland, also known (cue the dramatic ground hog)


The Rock. Land, sea, sky. Plainly obvious to you now is the fact that Natasha Henstridge has given birth to the two new heirs to the New/One/All Lizard All Jazz World Government. It's not Harry and William, is Skye and River. As Gary always says, look at the bloodlines.

Natasha Hendstridge, born August 15, 1974 is a Canadian fashion model turned actress. She was born in Springdale, Newfoundland. Newfoundland, which in French is Terre Neuve, meaning "New Land". Note the crest of Springdale,


Three trees representing the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost. 1 box + 2 triangles = 3 shapes, 3 is a sacred number. 6 blue lines & 6 white lines, 12 or double six, double sacred 6. It's so obvious. Of course, the red cross, symbol of the Merovingian blood lines which run deep in Terra Nova, from first settler Nicholas Peters right through to Henstridge's father, Brian.

After Natasha's birth, her parents were rewarded by being promoted to the Fort McMurray branch of the NWO in order to keep an eye on the Illuminati's oil reserves. Make no mistake, this was a promotion. Fort McMurray, built on the confluence of the Clearwater and Athabasca Rivers, a visual guide to the Merovingian promise of the two leaders to come, one good, one purest good.

From there Henstridge moved on to a career in high fashion and movie stardom, tripping the light fantastic with the elite of the Illuminati. Notably, she started her career in Paris (knowing chuckle). Anyone who has read "Holy Blood, Holy Grail" knows this city to be the true birthplace of the Merovingians. Other than Jerusalem of course. Finally, when the stars aligned so that Venus eclipsed Saturn (their holy and sacred planet) she bore two sons by Liam Waite, a direct descendant of Julius Caesar (not intended as a factual statement). These two boys, named after the five elements, are to be the new Romulus and Remus, destined to take the world forwards after the unholy conflagration of 2020. You see, in 2020, the world will be reeling from the two terms of President Romney. Romney, as a Mormon, is a satanist (listen at about 30 min. to Space). He is being played for a patsy; his job is to break the world and to ready it for River Skye (as the boys will be known). With their famous mother as their "rock", they will use their international stardom, which will overshadow that of even the Olson Twins, to propel them to the co-presidency of the New World Government. Then, and finally then, the Merovingian bloodline will be once again astride the throne of the Holy See and poised with its foot on the neck of the world.

What is my point in all of this?

More Allo Darlin'

Two more songs from Allo Darlin', "Darren" and "Wu Tang Clan". From the band's website,

"Side A is a song called "Darren". It's about listening to records when you're embarking on a new romance.

Side B is a song called "Wu Tang Clan". It was written by Darren Hayman and John Morrison when they were known as The French. This song is also about listening to records.

This record is officially sanctioned by Darren Hayman. Of course."




Two great songs about those days when you had time to hang out and fall in love over records. Endless hours of talking and listening, of wine and coffee, and of your heart exploding from all you won't say.

Something to Drink Your Coffee To

Allo Darlin' with "Dreaming". I like the hint of 80s Brit-pop new wave. New retro I call it.