Friday, November 18, 2011

Banned in the OUA

On this blog, much has been made of ethics, especially as they are tangentially related to CIS football.

Commenters have called into question the ethics of the Mustang Football team, and of its fans, both student and alumni. I hesitate to call departing a lost cause a lapse in ethics, but such is the moral compass of those decamped in the combox.

Sadly, poor, even deplorable ethics are present at an "elite" university in Ontario, one with a long tradition of high-level academics and elite athletics.

But it ain't Western (that's a joke opening if I ever saw one).

The Queen's Band has been banned from performing for the remainder of the school year.

A band? A band you say? A banned band? What could a band possibly do that anyone could find offensive?


Oh. Wellllll, that's just good-natured  fun and I'm sure the young ladies felt no requirement to perform this delightful stunt, because it's easy to not perform with the rest of the team. So what else ya got?



After the announcement, the Journal received three years of pamphlets entitled ‘The Banner’ which were distributed to band members.
The pamphlets contained phrases like “I will rape you with a lamp” and photos of band members as “people with dicks in their mouths.”
Front page titles over the past three years included: “Mouth raping your little sister since 1905,” “Sucking the nipple and biting the tit since 1905” and “Perpetuating racial stereotypes since 1905.”






Gyaahhh, wellll, um, that's a little more, um, sassy, but this is all internal goofing around. Not like they performed rude or obnoxious or sexist material, right?

Some of the pamphlets included the lyrics of Queen’s Bands songs, which contained phrases like “chew me, screw me, suck me, fuck me, yaaay Queen’s.” There were also heckling suggestions for the annual RMC and Queen’s hockey game, the Carr Harris Cup like “we hope you can shoot the Taliban better than you shoot the puck!”

It simply youthful shenanigans! Besides, it's an isolated incident and, what? Oh.

This isn’t the first time Queen’s Bands has received complaints about their distributed content.

In 2007, the Journal reported that Queen’s Bands issued a letter of apology after flyers distributed for cheerleading tryouts contained lines like “Hotties wanted” and “Do you like this spread” in reference to a sexually suggestive photo.


Of for fuck sake. At least we can take comfort in knowing that this is all due to one administrator with a grudge, right?


AMS President Morgan Campbell said the decision to suspend Queen’s Bands was jointly made with the University administration.
“We also consulted with the Athletics and Recreation and the Advancement office because they’re the ones who invite the bands to represent Queen’s University at a lot of their events,” Campbell, ArtSci ’11, said.
“They were very supportive of the conditions that were placed upon the group.”
Campbell said the material was brought to the AMS’s attention by the office of student affairs.



Is Queen's really so insular? Do these kids live in a bubble so big and so out of touch? Evidently they do. People in London are having an apoplectic fit over the new pro baseball team's logo, that may or may not reference Jack the Ripper. They are upset over a 120-year-old myth and it's implied sexism and violence. Suffice to say, this kind of shit would probably not fly at Western.

This is not political correctness run amuck. These kids can still go to Alfies and get drunk and sing. They just can't call women cunts on the university's dime.

Sorry, I Couldn't Hear You With That Horse Cock in Your Mouth

Anonymous commenter says:

"Queens has one of canada's elite rugby programs. Jd prefers flag football that is western' s pride and joy."

Reality says: Western Takes Home OUA 2011 Rugby Championship

Coming off a championship loss last year, and having not taken home the Turner Trophy since 2004, the University of Western Ontario Mustangs were finally crowned OUA men’s rugby champions on Sunday afternoon, as they downed the rival Queen’s Gaels 21-15 at TD Waterhouse Stadium.
 


About that elite status:

Western’s Mike Penczak of Brantford, Ont., collected men’s rugby’s Most Valuable Player award on Friday as the OUA announced its major award recipients and all-stars for the 2011 campaign.


Penczak was one of three players from Western to earn a major award along with Seb Pearson of Lindsay, Ont., and Mike Turnbull of Oakville, Ont. Pearson was honoured as the OUA Rookie of the Year while Turnbull collected the Trillium Award as the league’s Most All-Around Player.

This is the second consecutive year that a player from Western has earned the Most Valuable Player award with Rory Tomlinson of Allison, Ont., taking the honour last season. Western has also had a student-athlete claim the Trillium Award five times in the last seven years.


Do I get tired of being right all the time? All the fucking time?

No.

Now back off; I gots me some shootin' to do!

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Another Chapter in the OUA Football Book Titled "Shut the Fuck Up"

From the combox:

"Mustang ethics are clearly quitting on the team when they are down."
"Western was never in that game and mustang fans didn't hang around after the 3rd quarter"
 "I am not sure that football is an "Ontario Thing" anymore."

From the Calgary Herald:

The top-ranked Rouge et Or once again stand in the way of the Dinos’ surge for the top, this time in the confines of McMahon Stadium. How friendly it’ll be, of course, depends on whether Calgary football fans will adopt the Dinos.
Hopefully, we can get more than 500 fans for this game,’’ sighed Woodson.
That would be nice. I don’t know how much fear they’re going to set into them if they only see 500,’’ Woodson added...."It’s nice to get another shot at them because the last two times, we got embarrassed."



Yates Cup attendance last weekend: 6556.

Hardy Cup attendance last Friday : 1712.




Here is a porcupine.




Take porcupine and rotate until length of beast is perpendicular to your body.

Shove it up your ass.

Canany canoe that.

South Park Makes a Funny

The best joke from last night's South.Park?

"Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station". Rim shot!