Objectively Awful: The Worst Thing I've Seen All Minute

I know it's not my fault that this game exists, but I still feel ashamed. "Are You Smarter Than A Cheerleader" is a "real game" that can be found in the Xbox Live Marketplace. At least we finally have something more exploitative than Night Trap.



 I think the worst part about this game is the shame and embarrassment obvious on the faces of these young ladies. It seems like they've answered the ubiquitous ad for "models" often found in the classified section of the Local Shopper.

I suppose they should be glad it wasn't an attempt to get them to act in pornographic casting couch videos (you know what I mean, don't make me explain it to you) for a here-today, gone-tomorrow web site. Of course that might allow the videos to fade into the ether. Thanks to market penetration of the Xbox, these lucky ladies might have this necklace of infamy for quite a while. I only hope that it leads to internet fame, and not further shame, because they've been punished enough by having to wear those ill-fiting, dime store costumes.

Let's be certain to place our shame and blame where is belongs, on the goofball who made this thing. Somethings should remain unrealised. This is about four of them.

Download the demo, you'll find out that you can feel worse about the world.