Do not stare directly into The Awesome. Do not mock The Awesome or his synthetic counter tops of doom, which are both functional and affordable, will rain shame and death upon you!
Trevor is simply better, fitter, more radical, and richer than you are. Unlike you, he can get by with one cell phone and that frees him up to make organic chicken fritatas for his family. Did you know that he rides a bike, something he says is akin to being a unicorn? Check this out, Trevor has basic cable and internet. Basic fucking cable? Hard core. Man.
Trevor has it all, by having less. Unlike you fat fucking consumers.