Do not stare directly into The Awesome. Do not mock The Awesome or his synthetic counter tops of doom, which are both functional and affordable, will rain shame and death upon you!
Trevor is simply better, fitter, more radical, and richer than you are. Unlike you, he can get by with one cell phone and that frees him up to make organic chicken fritatas for his family. Did you know that he rides a bike, something he says is akin to being a unicorn? Check this out, Trevor has basic cable and internet. Basic fucking cable? Hard core. Man.
Trevor has it all, by having less. Unlike you fat fucking consumers.
Trevor still seems to have to wear a bike helmet . . .
ReplyDelete. . . NNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD!
I'm sorry those wacky brain non-scramblers makes even the social-betters in our world look like nerds.
There, I said . . . God knows someone had to.
...sorry, Trevor.
The link doesn't seem to work for me, but are you talking about Trevor Phillips, guy I hadn't heard of until right now?
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This smug motherfucker is killing me. Why? WHY? Why did you direct my attention to him? "I am what society generally considers a successful young man." From the article I gather that having a job and a family = success?
This guy is a level 4 biohazard of being an asshole.
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ReplyDeleteSHFS,
ReplyDeleteIt's sad that unicorns have to wear helmet when they should be free to gambol, unhindered, and rejoice in teh awesome.
Up until last month I wore a 15 year-old helmet. I figured that if I was going to look goofy, I was going all in. I will miss the mocking.
Thanks for letting me know about the broken link Fugle. Fixed it.
ReplyDeleteHey, he's not just successful by having a family. He sold a business! He has one cell phone. Fucker can cook! He sells stocks! And, at one time, he competed in the decathlon and now holds the 30th best all time score. In Canada.
So, yeah, complete asshole. At least we know it now. We need these kinds of role models to give us something to shoot for. Just because I'm an Epsilon now, doesn't mean I'll always be an Epsilon, right? Right?
okay, so Trevor is in danger of breaking an arm if he pats himself on the back much harder. That said, if even just a few more people took his approach - bikes and public transport instead of SUVs - the world would be a better place and we'd all be healthier. Yes, Trevor is a smug fucker, but he is several orders of magnitude higher on the evolutionary scale than the "i'v-got-mine" wastes of protein in the previous posting.
ReplyDeleteI'd have an organic micro brew with Trevor in some hipster cave. I wouldn't piss on the two nightmares below if they were on fire.
You are irritatingly reasonable Rev. The part the bugged me was the "Hey, I have one phone and basic cable and no marble counter tops and save money, btw, I make enough that my wife doesn't have to work. Neener neener".
ReplyDeleteMost people I know are already living that way. They aren't blowing their money on phones. I guess I can one up him as I don't have a cell phone, I bike to work (uphill both ways), and don't have cable tv. So there Trevor.
I'm just not sure who his audience is, or that his audience can read.
Other than that, you are absolutely correct. He offers a fine model of behaviour that I am too quick to mock.
Ya, it was more a case where lots of people are living Trevor lifestyles and don't need to shout it out.
ReplyDeleteI think Trevor should be mocked so that he never feels the urge to take it upon himself to try inspirational speech ever again.
The tone was not "You can do it too!" it was "It's too late for you to be as great as me, you sack of non-Trevor shit."
A "sack of non-Trevor shit" is part of the lexicon of this blog.
ReplyDeleteThe tone was not "You can do it too!" it was "It's too late for you to be as great as me, you sack of non-Trevor shit."
ReplyDeletethis is true. Fuck Trevor.