"Sure. You can't pull scoops from the London Community News everyday; they only publish once a week. Most of the time the coverage is of golf and seniors dancing for fitness. Christ, this town is so boring some days."
It has been said the the appearance of a new and "way super gay" character on the blog is shameless click bait, done only to silence critics of the lack of sexual and gender diversity on the Jim Dandy Goodness blog. Some wags have been heard to cough "sellout" into their trench coat collars when passing by the blog offices at end of day. Regardless of the naysayers, this is a bold move, right out of 1985. Remember 1985? When that deluded fucker Ronald Regan wouldn't acknowledge Ryan White? Fuck that guy.
Blog guy says that the new character is named "Star Fleur" and will start posting once he figures out how to get a non-corporeal imaginary construct to start a gmail account.
We can't call him Rainbow Bright, without Hasbro getting all up in Dandy's face. Instead, his name shall be Rainbow Sprite.
ReplyDeleteSparkle, little dude, sparkle!
Y U NO LIKE NAME Star Fleur? 2 FRENCH 4 U?
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't know why I'm typing that way.
Stop it, right now!
ReplyDeleteYou know full well that I'm trying to cozy up to the Franophones, in the Belle Province. I just don't want to be strung up when I eventually get around to doing the Quebec City vaca.
. . . I'll still be steering clear of Laval . . . if I know what's good for me.