Wednesday, June 20, 2012

It's Like My Brain Has Been Stung by Bees

There is always a new layer of "bug-fuck crazy" to plumb. The new layer is always standing on the shoulders of the previous layer of bugfuckery, only upside down, in a race to the creamy, nougaty, bug fuck centre.

 The newest entry in the card catalogue of nutjobs on the internet is Saleem Siddiqui, a lawyer-mediator-mortgage consultant terrorism expert. Saleem, it seems, knows a lot about aliens, people ascending to the heavens, the transmission of life force through kissing, how to kiss a woman properly, and triangles. Lots and lots of fucking triangles.

 The crazy starts quick, so give it a minute. After that I recommend bouncing around. I guarantee that any random point will give you something crazy to chew on. Sure it's out of context, but after sitting through this, the context doesn't matter a whit.



Saleem does contend that kissing transmits "life force".

Ms. Warwick and I respectfully disagree.

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4 comments:

  1. I can't exactly explain it, but Mr. Bugfuckery reminded of this (about 1:43 in)

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  2. Good catch. I didn't see that, but now it's so obvious.

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  3. This clown will be doing the commencement address at Liberty next year. Hey, after Romney, its all gravy.

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  4. He can only fail upwards.

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